Sunday, May 10, 2020 –
Let’s just say today is always a tough day for me, so I’m going to ignore it by telling pointless, silly jokes. Thank you and good night!
How did Moses part the waters?
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With a sea-saw
What is a salesman’s favorite Bible passage?
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The Great Commission
What car did the Apostles drive?
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A Honda because they were all in one accord.
What do you call a Mass that is very important?
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A critical Mass.
How do you make holy water?
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Boil the hell out of it.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
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Samson because he brought down the house.
Which Saint runs the car lot in heaven?
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Francis de Sales
What did Moses say when he came down from the mountain?
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Holy cow!
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
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Ruth-less
Why didn’t Cain make a good sacrifice?
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Because he wasn’t Abel.
Mary, Holy Mother of God, pray for us!
