Day 55 – I Need a Joke Break

Sunday, May 10, 2020 –

Let’s just say today is always a tough day for me, so I’m going to ignore it by telling pointless, silly jokes. Thank you and good night!

How did Moses part the waters?

With a sea-saw

What is a salesman’s favorite Bible passage?

The Great Commission

What car did the Apostles drive?

A Honda because they were all in one accord.

What do you call a Mass that is very important?

A critical Mass.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

Samson because he brought down the house.

Which Saint runs the car lot in heaven?

Francis de Sales

What did Moses say when he came down from the mountain?

Holy cow!

What kind of man was Boaz before he married?

Ruth-less

Why didn’t Cain make a good sacrifice?

Because he wasn’t Abel.

Mary, Holy Mother of God, pray for us!

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