Tuesday, April 7, 2020 –
After a much-needed break from the internet (aka social media), I decided I needed more funny in my life. Maybe I’m totally bat-guano crazy, and I definitely need a break from all the tension of the world. Perhaps this coconut is totally cracked!
Whatever it is, I have too much time on my hands and the humor level of a 5-year-old reading Laffy Taffy wrappers. For your eye-roll pleasure, here are some terrible jokes. #SorryNotSorry
Why did the clam go to Confession?
…Because he was being shellfish
What is the lettering on a baby’s first Sacrament?
…The Baptismal Font
What do you call it when the Pope runs out of sauce for his tacos?
…Sede Picante
How do Deacons, Priests, and Bishops ask for food at a diner?
…Holy Orders
A Bishop only ate half a donut.
…It was a partial indulgence!
What do you call Bible verses that are spray painted onto walls?
…Evandalism
What is the best way to settle a Catholic dispute?
…With canons
What do you say when Batman leaves Church early?
…Look! It’s Christian Bale!
Ba-dum-ching! I’ll be here all pandemic. Remember to tip your waiter.
Saint John Bosco, pray for us!
