Tuesday, April 14, 2020 –
I know, I know. I have a problem. I just can’t help myself. The jokes just keep popping up. Again, “I have too much time on my hands and the humor level of a 5-year-old reading Laffy Taffy wrappers.” #StillSorryNotSorry
Why did the sponge go to Church?
…Because it was holy.
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
…None. We use candles!
What do you call a priest in charge of a school play?
…A spiritual director
Why did Noah admonish the chickens on the ark?
…They were using fowl language.
What is a Catholic dentist’s favorite hymn?
…Crown Him with Many Crowns
Who was the most law-breaking guy in the Bible?
…Moses. He broke all 10 Commandments at once!
What is the Pope’s favorite musical note?
…Holy C
What do you call an angel that seats you at a restaurant?
…A Heavenly Host!
How many religious sisters are male?
…NUN of them!
Ba-dum-ching! STILL here all pandemic. Remember to thank your Priest.
Saint Genesius of Rome, pray for us!
