Day 29 – More Bad Catholic Puns and Jokes

Tuesday, April 14, 2020 –

I know, I know. I have a problem. I just can’t help myself. The jokes just keep popping up. Again, “I have too much time on my hands and the humor level of a 5-year-old reading Laffy Taffy wrappers.” #StillSorryNotSorry

Why did the sponge go to Church?
…Because it was holy.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
…None. We use candles!

What do you call a priest in charge of a school play?
…A spiritual director

Why did Noah admonish the chickens on the ark?
…They were using fowl language.

What is a Catholic dentist’s favorite hymn?
…Crown Him with Many Crowns

Who was the most law-breaking guy in the Bible?
…Moses. He broke all 10 Commandments at once!

What is the Pope’s favorite musical note?
…Holy C

What do you call an angel that seats you at a restaurant?
…A Heavenly Host!

How many religious sisters are male?
…NUN of them!

Ba-dum-ching! STILL here all pandemic. Remember to thank your Priest.

Saint Genesius of Rome, pray for us!

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